God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
