im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Last time i carry you out of a forest
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize