just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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