Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
