just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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