Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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