I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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