would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
