dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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