apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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