New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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