Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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