I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I will be naked everywhere
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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