I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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