remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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