Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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