Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
