So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
be right there i have to get my cape
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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