she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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