evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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