I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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