scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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