Plan B is the new Plan A
I just pynch a tree in the face
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize
