I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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