i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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