When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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