I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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