Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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