He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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