you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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