Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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