Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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