I checked into jail on foursquare
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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