Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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