i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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