what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
are you so shy because you have an std?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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