you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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