that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This is my gift to your gina
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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