I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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