we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize