it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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