Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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