Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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