OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I deserve this hangover.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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