It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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