Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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