His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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