YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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