Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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