That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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