i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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