I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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