Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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