i permit you to call me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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