I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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