can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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