how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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