You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
