so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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